♥WithLove,Stacey♥: Archive

So, My friend and I were totally playing around yesterday via text, and we were talking about what we "thought" the boys were doing yesterday on their day off. This is what we made up.... ((Please Join in if you have something funny to add!! ))

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Timmy is probably high off his ass…
Wilson is checking to make sure his roots are dye’d black… and checking for lice…
Burrell is probably stalking something via his eyes….
Pablo is probably dreaming of a fatty buffet…
Tejada is probably praying to God to become a starter again…
Nate is shaving his stupid PORNO mustache…
Torres is buying a new leather jacket to match the one he wore at the parade.. or new tight jeans…
Crawford is probably going wedding shopping =(
Affeldt is probably praying or going house to house selling bibles… (he seems like a Jesus freak)
Posey is probably using his wife’s belly button for a spitting location for all of his seeds… or delivering his twins
Mota is probably doing some squats to make sure his butt keeps on staying round and bubbly…
Lopez is probably taking care of his baby =( HE’S SO HOT!
Ross is probably at the sketchers outlet looking for some new shoes to make him look taller….
J. Sanchez is probably at a bar fighting someone because he looks hella ghetto… or waxing his eye brows
Bochey is probably at 7-11 buying a big gulp and a hot dog..
Timmy is probably smoking again….
Bummy is at a ranch looking for his next gift to his wife…
Fontenot is searching for his pot of gold since he’s a leprechaun…
Rowand is probably at a store getting his next stock of chew cans….or playing Wii to make sure that his batting stance is still on key point
Burris is probably at the courthouse changing his name to Manny